In the beginning, a rejected girl becomes obsessed with her own mortality after biting a teacher. Things seem to be looking up when she befriends a girl who says she can turn into a unicorn and can teach you to turn into one too. But when her new friend chokes to death on a grape, she learns a valuable lesson about the vast emptiness of the cosmos and that life isn't fair.
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1 June 2019 By special request and with a massive amount of help in compiling titles and plot elements from Rachel Manija Brown, it's the Newbery Award Winner Plot and Title Generator! Here for all your Problem Novel needs, ready to create a needlessly depressing book suitable to teach innocent children that this world sucks and there's nothing you can do about it! By the way, if you were a patron of mine, you'd have gotten early access to this generator. ;)