The Body of Danny Woolf
In the beginning, a frightened kitten is forced to stop playing the piano after he accidentally buries himself alive. Things seem to be looking up when he befriends a headless chicken. But when his new friend goes to sleep with a marble in their mouth in the belief that it will grant a wish, but chokes to death instead, he learns a valuable lesson about pizza and that you should never befriend anyone with a cancer.
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1 June 2019 By special request and with a massive amount of help in compiling titles and plot elements from Rachel Manija Brown, it's the Newbery Award Winner Plot and Title Generator! Here for all your Problem Novel needs, ready to create a needlessly depressing book suitable to teach innocent children that this world sucks and there's nothing you can do about it! By the way, if you were a patron of mine, you'd have gotten early access to this generator. ;)