I know. We all like to think that if we were Soul Reapers in Bleach we'd all have cool zanpakutos with awesome powers and achieve bankai in three days, and be powerful enough to vanquish captains left and right. But really. Take a good look at yourself. Bankai? I don't think so! I mean, you're hanging around the intarwebz doing random blog memes, after all. Face the facts, bub, like most of the rest of us, you're one of the...
Zanpakutō ("soul-cutting sword") are the blades carried by shinigami/Soul Reapers in the manga and anime titled Bleach by Tite Kubo. I refer you to the Wikipedia page on zanpakutō for further explanation, if you need it.
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Alcoholic Flamingo Romanticizer is an inexpensive, curved warhammer. When you activate it with the command "Book him, Danno!" it breaks up with your significant other for you.
Other random generators I've done that you might enjoy:
Coded by Telophase, but inspired by the generators at Seventh Sanctum, one of the best time-wasters on the Internet. Hosted at www.magatsu.net. This couldn't have been done without massive input from my LiveJournal friends, especially dragonscholar, tprjones, chomiji, matildarose, lady_ganesh, and mothoc. And most likely several others who I forgot.
--Telophase, 17 July 2007
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