Magatsu.net is, among other things, a free hosting provider with a fannish bent. What sort of hoops do you have to jump through to get a domain or subdomain here?

Da way you do it

1. Know Telophase. Who is she? Your lovely and talented web host, that’s who. How do you get to know her? The easiest way is to hang out at her Livejournal and make semi-intelligent, non-anonymous comments. Don’t have or want an LJ? No problem! LJ supports the OpenID framework.

Why is this necessary? Because this way Telophase knows you’re not a tool who’ll run unsecured scripts or use her webspace to distribute copyrighted media, thus putting her hosting account and the accounts of all her hostees in danger of being shut down by her provider. That sort of thing makes Telophase put her stompyboots on and stop talking about herself in the third person, and we all know where that sort of thing leads, don’t we?

2. Once you know Telophase, and she knows you, you ask her politely. Make sure you’ve read the What You Get and the What You Do pages so you know exactly what you’re getting into, then after Telophase says yes, you email her the info on the What You Give Me page.

3. Heap lavish praise upon Telophase. The hosting is free, but bribes and thank-you gifts are almost always accepted, particularly if they involve chocolate, Sanzo, or Mello. Especially if they involve all three.

Da way you contact Telophase

In order to limit the massive amount of spam she gets, Telophase is not currently posting her email address on this page, but if you go to her Livejournal profile page, her email address is right there under her birthdate.

Why does Telophase talk about herself in the third person?

She is:

a) the only person who thinks it’s funny.
b) a pretentious git.
c) unoriginal.
d) the person who is giving you free hosting and thus not open to mocking.
e) currently experiencing a migraine and thus not in a normal state of mind.
f) a hypocrite who mocks other people who refer to themselves in the third person.
g) all of the above.